đź”’ Privacy Policy
Last updated: 4/30/2025
At Wordlocks.ink, your privacy is treated with the respect it deserves—and perhaps even a bit of reverent spellcraft. This policy explains what data we collect, how we use it, and your rights regarding that information.
1. Information We Collect
We may collect personal information such as:
- Your name
- Email address
- Any information you voluntarily submit via contact forms, email, or enchanted parchment scrolls
- Anonymous usage data (e.g., browser type, page visits, time spent on site) via analytics tools
2. How We Use Your Information
We use this information to:
- Respond to inquiries and client messages
- Provide services you’ve requested
- Improve the performance and content of our website
- Fulfill any legal or contractual obligations
- In rare instances, create a golem facsimile of you for secret wizard business (strictly confidential, naturally).
3. Sharing Your Information
We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal information. However, we may share it with:
- Trusted third-party tools (such as email or payment processors) used to operate the site
- Legal authorities if required by law, prophecy, or ancient decree
- The occasional demi-god or wood nymph—especially if they owe us a favor or we’re fresh out of eye of newt
4. Cookies & Tracking
Wordlocks.ink may use cookies (not the delicious kind—please see Snickerdoodlus Caninus*) to:
- Understand site traffic and usage patterns
- Remember user preferences
- Improve site performance
You can disable cookies in your browser settings, though it may affect how the website functions.
*Snickerdoodlus Caninus refers to a magical spell gone wrong that turned a poodle into half a cookie. No actual snickerdoodles were harmed.
5. Third-Party Services
This site may link to third-party sites or services. These external sites have their own privacy policies, which you should review. Wordlocks.ink is not responsible for the practices of those outside our magical domain—especially the practices of Voodoo Doctors—voodoo you think we are? We’re not affiliated. Not even on LinkedIn.
6. Data Security
We take reasonable measures to protect your data—but please note, no spell or server is 100% invulnerable. Even if you’ve ingested one of your patented invulnerability elixirs. Sadly, the elixir bottles are not invulnerable themselves either. Use the internet wisely, young apprentice.
7. Your Rights
Depending on your region, you may have rights to:
- Access, update, or delete your personal information
- Withdraw consent for certain data uses
- Complain to a data protection authority (though we prefer owls with polite suggestions)
8. Changes to This Policy
This policy may be updated occasionally to reflect changes in spells, services, or legal obligations. Updates will be posted on this page with a revised date.
Note: If we have conjured you a date, we can’t promise she won’t turn back into a peasant at the stroke of midnight.
9. Contact Us
Questions, concerns, or want to exercise your privacy rights? Summon Us.